the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
OH MY GOD RICHARD
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this
let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film
so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki
if you look hard enough his mom is jensen ackles
and Tarzan is like a baby Misha….
What is wrong with this fandom?